(From the Department of “Guess Which of My Children Prefers Quiet”)
Child: [mentions dressing like Annie]
Mother: Do you mean Annie in your class or some other Annie?
Child: What other Annie is there?
Mother: There’s a musical called “Annie” about a girl named Annie. She’s an orphan, and then she’s adopted by a very rich man.
Child: What does she do then?
Mother: She sings a lot.
Child: Does the man get annoyed?
Mother: Why would he get annoyed?
Child: Because she sings a lot! Wouldn’t that be annoying?